Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
Prove: Barney is satanic

        The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' instead for
        printing, meaning the Roman representation would for
        Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

        CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

        Extracting the Roman numerals, we have:

        CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
        CV    V  L  DI    V

        And their decimal equivalents are:

        CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
        CV    V  L  DI    V
       / |    |  |  | \   |
     100 5    5 50 500 1  5

        Adding those numbers produces: 666.

        666 is the number of the Beast.

Proved: BARNEY IS SATAN!
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